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In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."

(and that would be how???....)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."

(but, it's "just" a suggestion.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."

On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."

(no sh!t?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." :lol

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." :spit

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."

(as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." :lol

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." :lol

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (yeah, I can stop a husqvarna with my rock hard pecker, wanna see?)

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Guest TINTFXold
"On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." 

:rollin

sometimes I feel like putting this label on my belt buckle for customer :thumb

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