you know you're a riceboy if...

[Guest thetintshop]

You Know You're A Riceboy If..

... you find yourself using the excuse "yo, but you gots twice as many cylindas, dude" after EVERY race

... you drive a 4 door 'type R'

... you have stickers that even most asians dont get

... you have stickers for parts you dont have

... you refer to 50hp as the 'big shot'

... your car has so much camber it can drive on its side

... when you drive by, WWII veterans run for shelter

... your exhaust tip diameter is 4 times the inner muffler diameter

... you have 'power by' anything anywhere on a car made by the engine manufacturer

... birds make nests on your spoiler because its taller than the trees

... you sell crack for the image...not the money

... you have 'N/T' polished on the side of car and you dont know what bracket racing is

... you will only race if the other guy removes four sparkplugs

... you can't race uphills

... you have "All Motor" emblazoned on your rear hatch right next to your 14.50 dial in

... you brag to have nitrous and have a 14.50 dial in

... your exhaust system for your 1.8L is bigger than most Pro-stock cars

... you spent more money on stickers and stripes than your parents paid for your car

... you go to a performance shop and immediately start rummaging through the decal bin

... your tach is bigger than your head

... you have a shiftlight and your car is an automatic

... you refuse to race because it's a "show car"

... your only mods are cut factory springs and a 5" chrome exhaust tip

... at Autocross events you don't participate because you have a drag race setup and at drag events you brag about kicking ass on the autocross.

... your exhaust sounds like a dying Moose

... you have more lights on the front of your car than the USS Voyager

... you brag about a turbo kit that never seems to get installed.

... your bright green $300 air filter is bigger than your engine.

[Guest TINTFXold]

you have stickers for parts you dont have

that one is the best... they are all good , but that one gets the ribbon.... now get your wife off the damn board.... j/k

[Guest Meff]

Thats excellent My favorite is "you have 'N/T' polished on the side of car and you dont know what bracket racing is"

[Guest TINTFXold]

I use K&N air filters but I drive a truck not an ass rocket....

[Guest Blade]

BINGO TTS....

[Mdog]

that would make a funny aZZ poster to hang up

[Guest TINTFXold]

yeah it would, if you could fit that on a bumpersticker.......that would be the shizzy nizzy

[oldtinter]

... your tach is bigger than your head

[skittles15]

TTS I thought you'd be the last person to post this with the skyline and all. funny as hell though.

[Guest Zrok]

you know you're a rice boy if you have a tuscani passenger cupholder :shhh