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Guest Just Crazy Best Tinter
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Xenon... to be or not to be???

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Guest shadowline
Posted

What do you want a view on??? The windows or the graphics ? The car? Im confused :nohit:

Guest walestint
Posted

I think it indicates the differences in humour from country to country in the ol europe

jokes like the following may be funny in different lands? or maybe not?

I bought a racehorse today and decided to call him 'MY FACE' I dont care if he never wins or ever makes me any money I just want to be there @ Ascot and here The Thousands of Those f***ing posh tarts Shouting "COME ON MY FACE".

&

a blonde, a brunette and a redhead sneak into a farm to steal chickens but get caught out by the farmers dog who wakes the farmer.

They all jump into sacks in the barn, when the farmer comes in he kicks the first sack:

the redhead says "meoow" pretending to be a cat.

he then kicks the second sack:

the brunette says "woof woof" pretending to be a dog.

the farmers moves onto the third sack and gives it a hefty kick:

the blonde shouts

"POTATOES"

&

Tiger woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of ireland. the pump attendant who knows nothing about golf or tiger says ' top of the morning to yer sir' Tiger nods and bends to pick up the nozzle, as he does so, 2 tees fallout his shirt pocket ' what are those' asks the attendant. 'they're called tees, they are for resting my balls on when im driving' says Tiger 'f**k me' says the irish man BMW think of everything'!!

Guest Tintim
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I think it indicates the differences in humour from country to country in the ol europe

jokes like the following may be funny in different lands? or maybe not?

I bought a racehorse today and decided to call him 'MY FACE' I dont care if he never wins or ever makes me any money I just want to be there @ Ascot and here The Thousands of Those f***ing posh tarts Shouting "COME ON MY FACE".

&

a blonde, a brunette and a redhead sneak into a farm to steal chickens but get caught out by the farmers dog who wakes the farmer.

They all jump into sacks in the barn, when the farmer comes in he kicks the first sack:

the redhead says "meoow" pretending to be a cat.

he then kicks the second sack:

the brunette says "woof woof" pretending to be a dog.

the farmers moves onto the third sack and gives it a hefty kick:

the blonde shouts

"POTATOES"

&

Tiger woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of ireland. the pump attendant who knows nothing about golf or tiger says ' top of the morning to yer sir' Tiger nods and bends to pick up the nozzle, as he does so, 2 tees fallout his shirt pocket ' what are those' asks the attendant. 'they're called tees, they are for resting my balls on when im driving' says Tiger 'f**k me' says the irish man BMW think of everything'!!

:nohit:

Guest Just Crazy Best Tinter
Posted
I think it indicates the differences in humour from country to country in the ol europe

jokes like the following may be funny in different lands? or maybe not?

I bought a racehorse today and decided to call him 'MY FACE' I dont care if he never wins or ever makes me any money I just want to be there @ Ascot and here The Thousands of Those f***ing posh tarts Shouting "COME ON MY FACE".

&

a blonde, a brunette and a redhead sneak into a farm to steal chickens but get caught out by the farmers dog who wakes the farmer.

They all jump into sacks in the barn, when the farmer comes in he kicks the first sack:

the redhead says "meoow" pretending to be a cat.

he then kicks the second sack:

the brunette says "woof woof" pretending to be a dog.

the farmers moves onto the third sack and gives it a hefty kick:

the blonde shouts

"POTATOES"

&

Tiger woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of ireland. the pump attendant who knows nothing about golf or tiger says ' top of the morning to yer sir' Tiger nods and bends to pick up the nozzle, as he does so, 2 tees fallout his shirt pocket ' what are those' asks the attendant. 'they're called tees, they are for resting my balls on when im driving' says Tiger 'f**k me' says the irish man BMW think of everything'!!

Good Story I like the humor ... :twocents:thumb

It's helps to live & work US ( not united state )

You can joke very well I hope you do same a good job! )) ... :dwiwd

Guest Just Crazy Best Tinter
Posted

Sorry my Bad English but my native Russian language is not better :twocents

Guest walestint
Posted
I think it indicates the differences in humour from country to country in the ol europe

jokes like the following may be funny in different lands? or maybe not?

I bought a racehorse today and decided to call him 'MY FACE' I dont care if he never wins or ever makes me any money I just want to be there @ Ascot and here The Thousands of Those f***ing posh tarts Shouting "COME ON MY FACE".

&

a blonde, a brunette and a redhead sneak into a farm to steal chickens but get caught out by the farmers dog who wakes the farmer.

They all jump into sacks in the barn, when the farmer comes in he kicks the first sack:

the redhead says "meoow" pretending to be a cat.

he then kicks the second sack:

the brunette says "woof woof" pretending to be a dog.

the farmers moves onto the third sack and gives it a hefty kick:

the blonde shouts

"POTATOES"

&

Tiger woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of ireland. the pump attendant who knows nothing about golf or tiger says ' top of the morning to yer sir' Tiger nods and bends to pick up the nozzle, as he does so, 2 tees fallout his shirt pocket ' what are those' asks the attendant. 'they're called tees, they are for resting my balls on when im driving' says Tiger 'f**k me' says the irish man BMW think of everything'!!

Good Story I like the humor ... :twocents:thumb

It's helps to live & work US ( not united state )

You can joke very well I hope you do same a good job! )) ... :dwiwd

Unfortunatley my tinting is sh1te! I am better at cut and pasting jokes :dwiwd

Guest Just Crazy Best Tinter
Posted
I think it indicates the differences in humour from country to country in the ol europe

jokes like the following may be funny in different lands? or maybe not?

I bought a racehorse today and decided to call him 'MY FACE' I dont care if he never wins or ever makes me any money I just want to be there @ Ascot and here The Thousands of Those f***ing posh tarts Shouting "COME ON MY FACE".

&

a blonde, a brunette and a redhead sneak into a farm to steal chickens but get caught out by the farmers dog who wakes the farmer.

They all jump into sacks in the barn, when the farmer comes in he kicks the first sack:

the redhead says "meoow" pretending to be a cat.

he then kicks the second sack:

the brunette says "woof woof" pretending to be a dog.

the farmers moves onto the third sack and gives it a hefty kick:

the blonde shouts

"POTATOES"

&

Tiger woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of ireland. the pump attendant who knows nothing about golf or tiger says ' top of the morning to yer sir' Tiger nods and bends to pick up the nozzle, as he does so, 2 tees fallout his shirt pocket ' what are those' asks the attendant. 'they're called tees, they are for resting my balls on when im driving' says Tiger 'f**k me' says the irish man BMW think of everything'!!

Good Story I like the humor ... :twocents:thumb

It's helps to live & work US ( not united state )

You can joke very well I hope you do same a good job! )) ... :lol2

Unfortunatley my tinting is sh1te! I am better at cut and pasting jokes :lol

No problems I can help you :dwiwd . But were are you from??? Because I see your English is not a perfect one ( by the way mine too ) )) :dwiwd

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