SUMBITCH

April 17, 2008

A filthy rich East Texan decided he wanted to throw a big Texas bash.

He invited all his freinds, neighbors and even invited the local tinter

Jethro the neighborhood black sheep.

he held the party around the pool in his own backyard. Jethro was having a good time. Drinking the beer, eating the steak shrimp and flirting with the ladies in his sleeveless shirt. And actually seemed to be getting along with everybody

and fitting right in.

At the height of the party the rich old man declared " I got a 10 foot man eating cajun swampland alligator in the pool

ans I'll give a million dollars to anyone brave enough to jump in."

The words barely got out of his mouth before they all heard a loud spalsh and turned around to see Jethro in the pool!

Jethro was fighting the gator and whooping some azz. He was gouging eyes, throwing punches,head butts,choke holds, flipping the gaor through the air like some type of wwe wrestler. The water was splashing everywhere and both the gator and Jethro were screamin and raising hell.

Finally Jethro killed the gator and let it float to the top like some type of dime store goldfish.

Slowly Jethro climbed out of the pool.

Everybody was just standin there in disbeleif. Finally the host said "well Jethro I guess I owe you a million bucks?"

Jethro say :no I don't want it"

The host says well then how about a half a million bucks?

Jethro say no thanks, I dont want it.

The host replies well Jethro you won the bet I gotta give you something, how about one of them 69 convertible corvettes?

Again Jethro said no thanks.

Confused and bewildered at this point says the Jethro what do you want?

Jethro then finally tol the old man what he wanted.........

I WANT THE NAME OF THE SUMBITCH THAT PUSHED ME IN THE POOL :eyebrows