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I have no idea what happend with my last "joke" , And I still can't open the link TD send in but I'm geussing it's been told before in an other version :rollin I must be a slow one ...So 'ill try and make it up with a new one ....I'ff this doesn't work I'm gonna give up on my comic devision and just stay the good looking foreign dude( :rollin ) that comes in ones in while ...So here it goes ...

A man walks into a bar with a crocodile on a leasch and orders a beer and some water for him and his pet ...He soonly noticed that people around him take a distance from his table . He sais to first man that looks at him that he doesn't have to be affraid because its a tame crocodile ... well its still a wild animal he answers and you can never trust a croc.

He starts laughing out loud ...a wild animal ha ha ha ...I've got Jhonny since he was still an egg , and in the 10 years I got him he never tryed to bite anyone ...

Well I still don't trust it he gets answered ..

Ok I'll prove it to ..he sticks his hand in the animals beek and moves it around a bit ..See as tame as a puppy !!!

Out of fasination The first people start coming a bit closer but still are a bit sceptec...

Still not convinced he sais !!!So he puts his head in the croc's mouth to prove his confidence in his pet . See as tame as a puppy !!!!

Some more people gather around and the first one dares to stroke the crocodiles tale with a shaky hand...

C'mon people there is nothing to be affraid off , I'll prove it with the ultimate test . So he gets out his packer and puts this in the croc's beek and starts pounding the animal on the head while his weener is still in . see as tame as a puppy

This appearently helpes alot and even more people gather around ...

Is there someone else who would give it a try ??? he askes . So a brave 80 year old woman comes forward and says " I'll give it a try , but only I'ff you don't beat me on the head to hard "

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