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John woke up one morning immensely aroused, so he turned over to his wife's side of the bed.

His wife, Heather had already awakened though and was downstairs getting breakfast.

Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, John called his little boy into the bedroom and asked him to take a note to his beautiful mummy.

The note read:

The tent is up

The canvas is spread

To hell with breakfast

Come back to bed

Heather grinning answered the note and asked her son to take it to "your silly daddy"

Her note read:

Take the tent pole down

Put the canvas away

The monkey has a hemorrhage

So no circus today

John replied with another note via his son

It read:

The tent pole's still up

And the canvas still spread

So drop what you're doing

And give me some head

The reply came:

I'm sure that your pole's

The best in the land

But I'm busy right now

So do it by hand!

:lol2:lol2:evilgrin

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