Something to make you chuckle......

[Guest Tint Technology]

Little Johnny's neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When the mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby.

Before they left their house, Little Johnny's Dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His Dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.

Little Johnny told his Dad he understood completely.

When Johnny looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful baby.'

The mother said, 'Why, Thank you, Little Johnny.'

Johnny said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands,a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?'

'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision.'

'That's great', said Little Johnny, 'coz he'd be f*cked if he needed glasses'.

[Guest CajunTinter]

[BIG E]

[Guest haroldshouseoftint]

[Guest Crackz]

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[Guest Tintim]

Two cowboys talking about s*x.

first says I like the rodeo position best second says I never heard of it - what is it?

First says get your girlfriend n@ked on all fours and mount her from behind - then reach around and cup each of her breasts then whisper in her ear - these feel just like your sisters! and try to stay on for 8 seconds.

[TINTZEUS]

I get it....cause if he needed glasses he would have to have ears.......

[Guest tinterbabe]

You guys are to funny