Texastintchick Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 Dogs do not have problems with expressing affection in public Dogs miss you when you're gone Dogs feel guilt when they have done something wrong Dogs are loyal Dogs don't criticize your friends Dogs admit when they are jealous Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out Dogs do not play games with you - except fetch ( And they never laugh at how you throw) Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence You can train a dog Dogs are easy to buy for You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams The worst social disease you can get from a dog is fleas Dogs understand what NO means Dogs understand if some of their friends can't come inside Middle-age dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner Dogs admit it when they are lost Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do Dogs mean it when they kiss you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tint_detective Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 So that's why I've been called a dog so much in my life..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Texastintchick Posted August 16, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 How Dogs & Men Are The Same..... Both take up too much space on the bed. Both have irrational fears about the vacuum cleaner Both are threatened by their own kind Both mark their territory Both are bad at asking you questions Neither tells you what's bothering them Smaller ones tend to be a bit more nervous Both have an inordinate fascination with woman's crotches Neither does any dishes Both fart shamelessly Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut Both like dominance games Both are suspicious of the postman <---that is funny! Neither know how to talk on the telephone Neither understands what you see in cats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Texastintchick Posted August 16, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 Pretty dog, what happened to the grass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest irishhanks2 Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 Dogs do not have problems with expressing affection in publicDogs miss you when you're gone Dogs feel guilt when they have done something wrong Dogs are loyal Dogs don't criticize your friends Dogs admit when they are jealous Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out Dogs do not play games with you - except fetch ( And they never laugh at how you throw) Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence You can train a dog Dogs are easy to buy for You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams The worst social disease you can get from a dog is fleas Dogs understand what NO means Dogs understand if some of their friends can't come inside Middle-age dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner Dogs admit it when they are lost Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do Dogs mean it when they kiss you unless it is one of these. then it will just eat the whole family Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tint_detective Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 unless it is one of these. then it will just eat the whole family That can't be real... That's the biggest pup I've ever seen.... Here's mine... One of them..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest irishhanks2 Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 That can't be real... That's the biggest pup I've ever seen.... Here's mine... One of them..... I would have said the same thing. but I meet one of them with out a fince between us the only thing I could think of was please don't be mad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tint_detective Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 I would have said the same thing. but I meet one of them with out a fince between us the only thing I could think of was please don't be mad I herd that!!!! I would definitely want to be on that dogs good side.... Good doggy.... Don't eat me..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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