Next Time You Think Your Hotel Bill Is Too High..

[Guest Reflexxions]

Next time you think your hotel bill is too high you Might want to consider

this...

A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After

almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue and

they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room,

but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road.

When they check out four hours later, the desk Clerk; hands them a bill

for $350.00.

The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells

the clerk although it's a nice hotel; the rooms certainly aren't worth

$350.00.

When the clerk tells him $350.00 is the standard rate, the man insists on

speaking to the Manager. The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then

explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference

center that were available for the husband and wife to use. But we didn't

use them,' the man complains. 'Well, they are here, and you could have,'

explains the Manager.

He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which

the hotel is famous. 'The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood, and

Las Vegasperform here,' the Manager says.

'But we didn't go to any of those shows,' complains the man again.

'Well, we have them, and you could have,' the Manager replies. No matter

what amenity the Manager mentions, the man replies, 'But we didn't use

it!'

The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees to pay.

He writes a check and gives it to the Manager. The Manager is surprised

when he looks at the check.

'But sir,' he says, 'this check is only made out for $50.00.'

'That's correct,' says the man. 'I charged you $300.00 for sleeping with

my wife.'

'But I didn't!' exclaims the Manager.

'Well, too bad,' the man replies. 'She was here and you could have.'

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[Guest haroldshouseoftint]

[Guest Sprinter]

yea now thats funny

[BIG E]

Now thats funny right there!

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