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HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM!!!

1) Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work

boots

2) Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo

Magazine

3) Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine

4) Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim,

I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit

bulls- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad.

I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the

blood. Anyway, I locked all four of'em in the house. Better wait outside.

Cooter

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