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A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during

particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel

where they spent their honeymoon 20 years before. Because of

their hectic schedules,

it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband

left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Friday, and his wife was

flying down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel, and unlike years ago, there

was a computer in his room, and he decided to send an e-mail to

his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her

e-mail address, and without noticing his error, sent the e-mail to

the wrong address.

Meanwhile...somewhere in Houston... a widow had just returned home

from her husband's funeral. He was a Minister who was called home to glory

after suffering a heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail,

expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message,

she screamed and then fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor,

and then glanced up and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife

Date: Friday, October 13, 2005

Subject: I have arrived!

Dearest Love:

I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have computers

here now, and you are allowed to send email to your loved ones.

I have just arrived and have been checked in.

I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow,

and look forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is

as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!

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