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HISTORY LESSON

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>> Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill

>> Clinton. One smart ass student turned in the following book report,

>> with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His

>> cool professor gave him an A+ for this report:

>>

>> Titanic: $29.99

>> Clinton: $29.99

>>

>> Titanic: Over 3 hours to read

>> Clinton: Over 3 hours to read

>>

>> Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and

subsequent catastrophe.

>> Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden

>> love, and subsequent catastrophe.

>>

>> Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.

>> Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.

>>

>> Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.

>> Clinton: Ditto for Bill.

>>

>> Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.

>> Clinton: Ditto for Monica.

>>

>> Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.

>> Clinton: Let's not go there.

>>

>> Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.

>> Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts.

>>

>> Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.

>> Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

>>

>> Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.

>> Clinton: Monica...ooh, let's not go there , either.

>>

>> Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.

>> Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same

>> thing.

:DD:lol6

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